Number one NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby stays atop the heap thanks to a pact with his best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton, Jr.
Jeremy: Ah, Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. You're sitting there you're wondering "Do I have food on my face? I mean, I believed that she was a virgin and it hurts to be lied to like that. But I, you know, was looking to take advantage of something, too, so could I really feel that bad?
[makes motorboat noises] You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor, you! Yea, maybe that would fall under the category of creepy. And perhaps play a little game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels, or "Ouch, ouch, you're on my hair."Jeremy: (confesses to a priest) She's good.
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing.
They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
Never walk away on a crasher in a funny jacket, rule number hundred and fifteen.
But that'll all change when we're married, 'cause I want a wife.
But do I want to be interested, but now she's not interested, so now all of a sudden I'm getting--I'm started to get interested." And when am I supposed to kiss her? Where you like, you hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close or just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? She's fit for a straight-jacket, this broad is fucked three ways towards the weekend, and you want to know what?
But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested.
John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.