Happily, Aina picks fast enough to avoid an embarrassing situation.Next the pair put their clothes on to go on an actual date which is filmed.
Mal has come with euphemisms aplenty to help her say exactly what she does and doesn’t like.
She describes one candidate as “very Botticelli” before giving them the heave-ho.
They do seem well suited and comfortable with each other.
Is it because they got the embarrassing bit out of the way early on, or are they both just camera-loving exhibitionists? Next up is bisexual lingerie designer and masseuse Mal, who has three men and three women to choose from.
Here comes controversial Channel 4 dating show Naked Attraction . Just one minute in to the shockingly explicit show, which starts tonight, and SIX penises fill the screen, followed by boobs, balls, bum and what C4 bedfellows The Inbetweeners described as “clunge”.
They don’t even get to reveal their faces or speak until they have been whittled down to the last two.
The six suitors discard any cheesy chat-up lines and twinkly-eyed charm along with their clothes — it’s all about whether their date fancies their dangly bits.
Naked Attraction is set to make Take Me Out look like a prim Jane Austen novel and Blind Date like Brief Encounter.
“I’m interested in seeing them in their birthday suits, just as they are.” Self-confessed party animal Aina — who thinks men are “intimidated” by her full-on approach to life — and Anna then giggle as they inspect the privates on parade, deciding which men to discard. One contestant, Matty, has an elephant head tattooed around his long penis and he also has a prosthetic leg.
Another has very long testicles or, as Anna delicately puts it: “The bells hang lower than the rope.” The long and the short of pubic hair is a big talking point too.
Soon it is female breasts versus male torsos and Anna pops up with another amazing fact — people with lots of moles can have a delayed ageing process making them seem seven years younger. Other interesting titbits include Italian accents being the sixth most datable, with the British accent being the sexiest of them all.