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Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman? Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
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A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
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